Exception to the rule: Oprah on a zip line. Cause that shit was funny.

Holocaust centers.

I’m not going to judge, my labor playlist was basically going to just be Lemonade, some Fleetwood Mack, and “Eye of the Tiger.” Too bad I went into labor during the Lady Gaga halftime show, and feared I was going to give birth while the Super Bowl trophy ceremony was playing in the E.R. So few people actually get to…

Same here. If I wasn’t at work I would be drinking myself to sleep right now. I can’t imagine if my little girl were in a situation like that.

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

I think she needs a better bra, and she’s just too old to wear a pink princess gown. I don’t know who she thinks she is, in her own mind, but it’s not who the rest of us know her to be.

Why? Is it choking her? I need to look at this again.

In Egypt or in some Latin American countries the police and the military rape women. But Kendall is traumatized because people’s didn’t like the commercial she got millions to do. WILL SOMEBODY PRAISE HER WORK PLEASE ITS SO HARD TO POSE STIFFLY.

When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

yeah...I do not like her. I do not understand the love for Olivia Munn.

Love that song! Sang it at karaoke, lol.

Yeah- I don’t like her.

That’s reverse racism!

I’m sure the monkeys cared for her in their own way but: potable water. Toilet paper. Cooked food. Medicine. Juvenile center FTW!

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

They are the bare necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey... what’s a feral girl like you doing in a classic Rudyard Kipling setting like this?

Shailene Woodley furiously dials her agent.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.