I don’t know, I have fond memories of Conan spinning his wedding ring. It sounds like it should be awful but it was mesmerising!

We really shouldn’t glaze over the sadness of it.

Yeah I’m curious about this too. Holding an eating contest without someone on hand who knows how to perform the Heimlich is irresponsible at best. Honestly they should probably have had an actual EMT onsite, this can’t be the first time ever someone had this issue at an eating contest.

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

This is pretty much exactly what I was going to say. Couldn’t agree more. He’s a brilliant musician but such an unlikeable, attention-seeking fame whore. I only like his music when he’s doing blues stuff and I have always thought his pop music was a huge miss but he wants that celebrity factor, which is why he insists…

Yeah, I mean I think he’s kind of underappreciated for his guitar playing, but mostly because he does the pop album and then the art album and his pop albums aren’t great and no one pays attention to the art albums.

The way James Van Der Beek acts about Dawson’s Creek is the same way Justin Timberlake acts about Nsync, but like without the successful solo career. Which is foolish. It’s also why Joshua Jackson is still superior, because he’s always super nice and gracious whenever people ask him about Dawson’s Creek.

Kids also rough up their clothes. The clothes should be made to withstand it.

We should have known.

It’s very rude. He had two options: accept the award or don’t accept the award. Either is fine. But if you’re going to accept it and attend the ceremony, the least you can do is act gracious. He’s acting like a child.

They did this with cashmere turtlenecks one year, too.

Could I detest her more?

I never shop at J.Crew anymore because of the quality issues. Stuff I bought in the early aughts is still wearable but the last sweater I bought there was a goner a year later.

Good. I dislike cults of personality. All J Crew has been turning out are things she’d like to wear. Which is always unsustainable in the long run. Also, bring back quality folks. I expect something from H&M or Target not to last. But especially at JCrew prices I expect pieces to last.

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Never forget. This was Candace’s brother’s birthday party. 3 and a half feet of Subway sandwiches, half a Sunny D and two of the most despondent women ever photographed.

Samantha Markle sounds like a shitty sister, MS or no MS.

The best thing about being fat is not having to worry about guys like Mark.

I find it astonishing that the people who voted for this con man, the “rich” guy that laughably ran on a “populist” platform, have no issue with him stacking the government with family and other cronies who directly profit from obvious conflicts of interest. Paying millions to rent space in Trump Tower? No problem!…

I knew a kid who would just say, “You dropped your pocket.” That doesn’t even make sense, but it made me look every time!