When they are not trolling message boards saying “Bernie would have won” and “She was a weak candidate” they are talking about moving to Canada.

From the sound of it, making better investment decisions than you and your wife.

Fuck those people and fuck them hard. Because their precious fucking protest vote was more important than this shit show. Fuck every last one of them. Wah, wah, something about the integrity of democracy - well, what in the ever-loving hell do you call this right now??

Trump is sending a certified letter today stating there was no collusion. Obviously this case is closed. It’s certified people!!

After Obama and Democrats stabilized our crashed economy and crippled country after the GOP ran it into the ground, with Democratic leadership resulting in soaring stock markets, dwindling unemployment, no new wars, and a robust healthcare system, Americans looked at what Obama had accomplished over 8 years (despite…

And from my experience in 11 years of driving, all ages in general suck at driving and should have to 1) face more stringent initial driving education before being licensed, and 2) be retested every 4 years or so. This country’s lax laws regarding getting a driver’s license are insane. In my state, if you’re over 18,…

I did not miss the W years. But I’m starting to.

Busy making protest signs against things that might have been prevented months ago?

We’ve looked into immigration requirements for a number of countries and most want you to display some specialized knowledge or skill to show you’ll contribute to their society. This has motivated me to ramp up my work skillset more than any teacher, boss, or life coach ever could.

If the Russians feel comfortable enough to come here and troll over this stuff, it’s over.

Whatever happened to the rambling freaks of nature who swore up and down on these very boards that they would never, *ever* pull the lever for Hillary because their vote was precious and they just couldn’t bear to give it over to corporatist warmonger (or something)?

I never thought I’d live in a country that is the laughingstock of the entire planet, but here we are.

*reads take*

It won’t get you elected President, that’s for sure.

Accept all the stars

I can’t believe the president of ESPN would make a joke about Chris Berman’s weight at a time like this.

is this supposed to be some larger point about how media should be nicer to public figures? because fuck you

I feel terrible for Kathy Berman. She was probably the person that had to be the guinea pig for many of Chris Berman’s “funny” names and noises before they were broadcast for more than 33 years. She finally is in peace.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?