You’re assuming Nugent knows how to write.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s success has far more to do with the fact that she’s Bruce Paltrow’s daughter than her being “attractive”

I loved that line. Totally lost his train of thought, but just kept right on plowing through.

Again this reminds me of the one quality of GWB I actually liked, his willingness to sometimes go “Man was that dumb” when he did obvious dumb ass things.

In recognition of Comey’s upcoming testimony, and for historical comparison, this is the key passage in the Watergate “smoking gun” tape where Nixon’s Chief of Staff H.R. Haldeman informs him that, based off an interview the FBI conducted with White House counsel, and fellow Watergate conspirator, Chuck Colson, they…

That’s not fair. Trump has proved, beyond any doubt, that he has the covfefe to be a great President.

“Racist graffiti vandals buy shoes too.”

Why not? OJ loved living there.

“FAHWKING AMATUERS!”

Republicans have succeeded in making the Chinese Communist Party look like a responsible and forward thinking government.

It is the one of history’s greatest ironies that the internet has made it possible for almost anyone to easily access more knowledge and information at their very fingertips, than the greatest scholars in history could have ever dreamed of.

People are too busy focusing on the latest Kardashian hijinks to pay attention to things like the government destroying the country.

I feel bad for him in the respect, much like Joe Jackson did with Michael, that asshole Earl Woods treated Tiger as nothing but his ticket to the big time and could have cared less about his son’s well being as a person.

So in the year 2017 John Daly wins a tournament and Tiger Woods is involved in some crazy DUI story seems to indicate a larger substance abuse issue?

People who say that “Oh Flint deserved it because of decades of democratic leadership” are soulless bastards, end of story.

Washington state.

They also want to try and get the prevailing wage law too.

Nike has released a statement saying they stand by Tiger and have no plans to drop him over this illegal act that could have had deadly consequences.

I’m actually a Michigander too.

Uh, Wisconsin has to be in medal consideration and Michigan has been a strong dark horse contender.