Stop. They don’t. This won’t make them love Hillary. Blame Trump voters and the Clinton campaign’s failure. Stop blaming everyone else.

Turns out if you fool America once, they can actually get fooled again.

My parents aren’t even divorced and that’d be good to know.

If history has proven anything, it’s that assholes stop being assholes when they achieve success.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Number one red flag for literally anybody I ever meet that I know immediately is a horrendous person to deal with, they make a super obvious mistake and then double down hard as FUCK on it, inventing an entire universe in which their mistake wasn’t a mistake just to avoid admitting to a pretty innocuous mistake.

“It’s going to be hard for Lebron’s kids. No matter how good they are, their gates will never be spray painted with slurs like Lebron’s was.” -LeVar Ball

This is not 2015. We are focusing on covfefe now.

The ‘front door’ to his condo is actually just outside the door to Four Directions, there’s a little side door with a doorbell next to it that looks like it should go to a display window. I’ve been up there long before he owned it, on a condo tour of A2.

Yeah, as far as Flint being lost... The rest of us need to step the fuck up. As exhausting as everything else in the state and everything nationally is, it’s still not fixed and we owe it to fucking Michiganders to fight until they have safe water when we’re all surrounded by 20% of the world’s fresh accessible…

it seems like america has a LOT of national embarrassments though. might be faster to make just one blanket sign that covers everything to save time.

Illinois is pretty much the worst these days.

That’s Michissippi to you, cheesehead. :P

I live in Michigan, and the GOP is trying to turn this place into Michissippi by any means necessary.

Sorry, I should have noted that my list was not meant to be considered exhaustive. Applications are still being accepted.

We might need to go down to hours.

Texas could be more Texas, but they struggle with higher forms of math.

And wouldve been fewer if the yahoo didn’t have a loaded gun or three handy.

Remember when France was the butt of nation jokes made by Americans?

After the death of 8 people.