I call bullshit on Mitch McConnell both still being alive, and ever having a soul.

Someone call the CDC. He looks like Patient Zero.

There’s some small part of me that says “Yes! Today begins the turning of the tide.” Then I remember how many times I’ve said that in the past year or so, and pour myself another scotch.

Link to the wiki for a quick overview  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre

stop thinking john mccain is going to do anything about it. as an arizona resident, trust me, he just comlects his check, reminds us he’s a war hero, and does whatever the republicans tell him to.

Backed a real winner in that horse race, didn’t he?

Next week, James Comey is found dead in a Washington DC hotel room, shot in the back of the head with his hands tied behind his back. It’s ruled a suicide. Damnedest thing.

*after brutally murdering a hobo*

It’s funny. But I see it as my right to lock the door on my office and do nothing after the end of the school year. 14 years of school after high school (4 for undergrad, 3 for masters, 7 for PhD), much of it in poverty or near poverty, whole years away from family and friends doing field research, long hours in…

College professor here. My vacation begins on May 17th and I don’t have to be back until Aug 31. Should I be smug, happy, or both?

He’s making $200,000/yr. Options for better treatment at similar pay may not exist.

Sounds like Admiral Jazzy Pants is just thinking about himself instead of what’s good for the company.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Cross dressing men are just waiting for a chance to rape young girls in your local West Virginia Wal Mart. We must be vigilant.

It’s was pretty clear that the bear had already calculated the vector to intersect the arc of the trail where the rider would be. If he had continued at his current rate he would have fallen into the bear’s trap. It is well known that bears are walking TI-85s with claws. By stopping he added a variable the bear didn’t…

Re: Rick James after the ass whoopin’

Yeah but the advice with bears is to walk away slowly, without turning your back, then run once it is out of sight and you’re sure you’ve put some distance between you. It’s definitely not to hang out and have a chat.

A devastating game-7 loss?

Part of the looming crisis is that universities are no longer consistently stocked with satisfied professors being paid a living wage. I’m assuming you know that because you mentioned it, but here it is in a nutshell for those who might not know: The majority of instructors—almost 70%—at American universities are now…

He was a spectacular waste of talent. But it was all a part of God’s plan or something...

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