I am a firm believer that if you’re able to escape from prison, without resorting to offing a guard or taking a hostage, you should be free to go. But you gotta get at least to the next town, can’t just jump over the fence and get to be free, that’s cheating.

“West Virginians’ dislike for the Democratic Party’s positions on hot-button social issues has become stronger than their affinity for the party on economic issues.”

The question is, are you a BIG BALLER? Well?! ARE YOU?!?!

The arch supports are made of wadded up deeds to oil wells.

If it’s any consolation, a good number of those old white men and women are probably going to die here in the next decade. You know, to only be replaced by another old white man/woman... You know what, I think I’m bad at consoling people.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

Just commented something along these lines.

Sterling Whites!

“The only drug I’m on is the truth!” - Curt Schilling, probably

Take the L on this one, man

I am the opposite. I am remarkably healthy. I have tremendous low-cost insurance through my employer (and it was that good before the ACA). I have been paying higher and higher premiums every year because of the ACA despite the fact that I have very little cause to ever seek medical treatment.

Rape is a pre-existing condition. Rape. is. a. pre-existing. condition. I’d love to read a story about that weasely cunt Chaffetz having to look his daughter in the eye and tell her she doesn’t deserve healthcare because she got raped. These animals are sub-human and yes I am using that terminology on purpose.

Evil runs america.
Not some, oh I don’t like their policies evil, but literally has a beer to celebrate the pain of the less fortunate evil.

Nope. Those constituents are dumb as hammers and have the memory of a goldfish. They’re going to forget what actually happened and who did it, and then be brainwashed by Fox into blaming Democrats, Muslims, Mexicans, Obama’s wire-”tapps,” George Soros, and every black person on Earth for stealing their healthcare.…

That is why I am celebrating, because there will be Trump voters who will now be unable to deny the effect of their ignorant, ill-informed choices.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO?

I hope a stray bullet finds them right between the eyes.

Basically you may not die, but you’ll be pushed into crippling debt.

This is how most of their constituents’ minds work:

You seem to have more faith in our voters than they deserve. I don’t think the people who vote straight GOP will care as long as they get to vote against “libtards”