Leaders played the “Rocky” theme song as lawmakers walked into the meeting. Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) put an image of George S. Patton on the screen and read inspirational quotes from the general.

There are so many things I’m feeling right now that it’s impossible to put them into words.

I’m currently memorizing bible quotes about poverty for the next “Christian values” argument I have to have with a Republican. (My conclusion: If Jesus is real, Paul Ryan is going to Hell.)

Fine, I’ll execute them for murder. Sheesh.

I hope he dies.

I hope he throws a blood clot.

Republicans say they will issue a separate bill to roll back the exemption.

I don’t see the Democrats trying to take healthcare away from everyone else.

By not impeaching Trump, a (alleged) Russian agent, they are giving aid and comfort to Russia. There you go. To say nothing of the fact that they are actively perpetrating the deaths of Americans.

Teach me more...

Eh, I did too, but I’m also 100% sure my congressman will write it off and pretend it’s because I don’t fully understand how awesome his plan is. He’s a smug dick that way.

Republicans will never stop trying to fuck over the American people to serve their corporate overlords.

Look at this smug motherfucker.

Just to play fair...

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

To confuse things further:

CNBC could broadcast full blown porn and the FCC would never hear a thing.

There’s Canadian NBC?

Especially when seen through the lens that the whole thing is essentially shaped around giving the hyper wealthy another tax cut.

Additionally: