I’ll turn this fucking White House around if you kids don’t stop it!

Because men being afraid to hire hookers to piss on them is one of the main things stopping America from being great again.

Sounds like a scene from “The Godfather”

Although it’s completely fitting that Trump keeps using the word “certified” so much.

On the bright side, Trump hasn’t wasted any time naming Comey’s successor.

He was being modest.

Still disappointing though compared to his mentor.

No, we’re really not.

Agreed. A few weeks ago it was “Can’t believe I’m miss GWB.”

I think you’re right.

Yep. Gotta band together as a country, can’t be disloyal to the President now.

By snu-snu.

+1 compact mirror and razor blade.

Sadly they couldn’t do it without the cooperation of the Secret Service who’d never go along.

“Not as a member of the Knicks” is the only acceptable answer here.

Nixon was losing it somewhat at the end no doubt. But his was more a kind of, woe is me it’s all over, breakdown.

When comparing this to Watergate, I’m struck by several things.

You leave Bacos out of this. They didn’t do anything to deserve to be lumped in with Trump.

Keep making smart ass remarks. Just wait until you run out of coal and can’t power your smartphone, then you’ll be sorry.

That’s John Daly. Trump doesn’t smoke.