Speaking of which, did anyone else think his face color was even more fucked up than normal in those photos with the Russian Ambassador yesterday?

So he pigs out on cake, ice cream, gravy and all kinds of other crap food on a daily basis.......

He also claimed he invented the pump, just so he could invent the phrase “Priming the pump.”

He couldn’t afford a high end 60 inch TV before he became President?

Welcome to the club.

If you think anything is a given in the NHL, especially for a franchise like the Leafs, you’re mistaken.

Sincerely,

I hear there’s a promising young player in Russia named Putin the Capitals could try and sign to support Ovi and help them get over the playoff hump.

He also got the shit kicked out of him in that NFC title game. I remember counting at least 15 times when he was absolutely crushed on a sack or right after he released the ball.

“Abby Lee Miller crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.”

Seriously.

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

Nixon, Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell and Co look like a bunch of hall of famers in the cover up game compared to this group of morons.

Right up until he threw a pick right to a NO defender in the NFC title game, instead of taking off for the first down marker when he had at least 15 yards of open field in front of him.

Of course the Female Body Inspectors were never going to save the day. Anyone who thought otherwise is nuts.

He’d be remembered with such legends as Kansas City’s Joe Montana and Minnesota’s Brett Favre.

I am so fucking pissed at Comey and his arrogant stupidity.

A classic conservative tactic.

Yeah, but eventually I’ll be able calm down.