Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

I really, really hope I never have to either, because it sounds like a giant fucking pain in the ass.

I have narcolepsy and when I first started meds (military grade stimulants) for it my friends and family started getting the most random, long-winded, unwanted emails and texts from me. Thankfully that side effect has subsided because no one deserves 3500 words from me about the reason my dog’s farts were always…

There was nothing “diverse” about who was on stage last night. They are all cut from the same cloth, hate women, the poor, gays, regulation, education, science and the environment. They especially hate “government”, of which every one of them is running to be the leader of and “the media”, of which every one of them…

Sort of off-topic but what is the end game with these. Are you going to be 50 with these? 70? What happens when you take them out? Why are these a thing?! Someone please help me make sense of this trend, aren’t you forever stuck with big earhole flaps on your lobes!?

Exactly. They only do it for attention at parties and stuff.

Ted Cruz

God, that’s gross.

I don’t know at all what to think of it, but his 31K statement is bullshit. That I can confirm. Ladd-Peebles has a capacity of 40K and he in no way filled up that. I’d give him half, tops, so the 20K is the high bar of my estimate. I do think it was larger than expected simply because he announced it a day or two…

NO! I really liked closer and I liked Natalie in it.

Wait, its not satire?

Because I am a feminist who believes that women are people and some people are Lena Dunham.

Fuck, I thought this was the internet, not English 101. Why y'all trying to teach me shit? If you guys try and teach me math next, we're gonna have a real fuckin problem.

Here’s a follow-up blanket statement:

Fucking people don’t realize or care that they’re interrupting you. An alternative is to just talk right over them with the same “my words are more important than yours” attitude. Unfortunately, a lot of them just won’t care. Stop talking to those people. They’re assholes.

-Sent from my vulva

i am jack’s broken childhood.

You seem sad. I hope it gets better.