If it’s AD related, you can goddamn bet I’ll chime in if I see it. :3

Here’s a candy bar. No...I’m withholding it. Look at me...”getting off”.

I still like that one for some reason.

Plus you can rip the discs for personal storage!

I used to wind up in a lot of dresses at a lot of parties in my college days, and I totally second that. It immediately made me feel terrible for women everywhere.

There’s an “I like my women/men how I like my furniture...” joke in here somewhere, but I don’t have the wherewithal to find it today.

I vote for you staying on Jez, because your responses made people ask if I was ok since I was laughing out loud at my desk.

Saturday Night Social! I’ve missed you so much! Things have been bad, and then good again, and then bad again, but seem like they’re getting back around to good!

IM AT A BAR BY MYSELF HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

I’ve been missing on my weekend party invite. Having been here alone for 3 months is starting to wear on my sanity.

Every time I see a server thread, I think back fondly on working at that one national hippie pizza place in the BoH. Sitting on boxes on top of 600 degree pizza ovens for 3-4 hours at a time, cleaning the hoods. Getting grill cleaning chemicals in my mouth and tasting purple for a week. Working 30 hours every…

So I think I might be single soon? I don't know.

17 seconds, but my finger got twitchy when the triangle started.

Got some Bushmills singles, got some beer, got a long-distance St Pats man-date with my sister's husband. Soooo...party at my place?

Yeah, I'd be fine with not getting it, but her not wanting me to give is just throwing off my whole life cycle.

Giving or receiving. It's truly heartbreaking.

1. 2, maybe 3 promotions depending on how you count. So "dry spell" would be an understatement.

Ed Anger, I fuckin' forgot about him! My folks used to buy me WWN every week when we went grocery shopping.

If I got a bj for every promotion I got over the two years at my company, it would pretty much equal the amount of blowjobs I've gotten in my 3 year relationship.

Life still kind of sucks butt, but I went on a solo trip to the zoo today and touched a giraffe. So that's pretty swell!