no worries! Sadly one of the things I've had to learn about.

Not really rare from what I gather. It's skin/skin contact, so using protection isn't even really a guarantee.

I wish this was a thing that was more popular before an unspecified time in the past..

Hey social! Tonight's party that I'm hosting is going to be a pity party, because I'm being a big baby and won't let myself make hard decisions.

[insert Slapsgiving references here because I'm at work and cant, because that is the best part of that show]

I'm doing my best. Thanks for the kind words. :)

I'm depressed SNS. I'm afraid I won't be throwing my weekly party for us.

Agreed. One of the only book -> movie translations I like is Catch 22. And Fight Club.

It's the total opposite, and not that dramatic, but I'll always have this terrible memory of a girl I had a crush on in high school asking me if I wanted to go to see the Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie with her when it came out in theaters. For some anxiety-ridden ungodly reason I said I had plans or some dumb…

I'd say "eat my used tampon, motherfuckers" would cound as NSFW.

Probably a more accessible answer than possible multi-state contracting deal to make me look less doofy *haha*

Nonsense on the too much, that's perfect advice! I've gone between shaved and a comb-over type deal (not as bad as it sounds, but it is what it is), and one time with long long hair which was a nightmare. Oh! And my mohawks, which was a glorious age. I got my mom's thin hair, so there's not a whole lot of jack…

Unless you worked at a Great Clips I probably wouldn't be your clientele, but could you answer the boy-haircut opposite of that question?

I don't know if this has anything to do with your situation, but I'll just ramble along because I took your advice and am a few beers deep. Also dude-jez here, if that makes a difference.

Saturday night social! I'm deep cleaning my belongings and drinking since I've got the house to myself for like the 3rd goddamn weekend in a row, so I've started the weekly weekend party without you. Buuuuut...give me like an hour or two, and take your shoes off at the door. And maybe your socks, too. The carpet is…

Aw, well aren't you just a peach :)

Oh please enjoy them, because god knows I wouldn't! We can regroup and begin this Alabama party again at a later time. :)

We can still have unity!

And here I thought we would be best friends...