Oh lordy beagles are great! The ones I've known have smelt a little iffy, but I can get over that because sometimes I can to. But it'll be worth it when you come home and I've dressed it up in a little French maid outfit and tied a feather duster to the tail while I teach the dog how to clean, with possibly…

Fuck yeah! We're not Mississippi!! :D

See, I would totally go for that arrangement! Sex wouldn't even be a mention in the contract, as long as it's a couch bed. Or maybe a futon.

YAS! All hope is not lost!

Wat no fellow Alabamian!

Agreed with the other poster, come to Alabama sometime and buy a watermelon off of some guy's truck in a gas station parking lot. It'll be the best goddamn thing you can eat on a summer day in the sun.

AND I'M BACK IN THE GAME!!

So what you're saying is that I need to be on the lookout for 70 year-old women. Gotcha. :)

Any sugary moms seeking a nearing-middle-aged guy who can sort of cook, clean, and can google himself through any light home improvement projects with only a slight possibility of maybe burning down the house?

The Babadook is definitely worth a rent if you like horror movies. I'm a really big fan of seeing movies in theaters, so I'm a bad judge on that one. I'll literally go see almost any movie in the theater, except for I completely hate the prices we've got going on nowadays.

And thank you for the suggestions! I'm always in the mood for new movies/shows, so I'll check it out!

Haha, I have a pretty iron constitution when it comes to horror movies. Although the most scared I've been in recent memory was when I was working an overnight shift at home and watched V/H/S 1 and 2 in the dark by myself. I just locked myself in the computer room and refused to leave.

Nope, same here! I've resigned myself to a life of no sleep. But I sort of cleansed my palet with Life After Beth. Even so, another movie might be in order. AAaaaand it's probably going to be As Above, So Below. Jesus Christmas I don't like myself.

YESYESYES! That one kinda got me by my scary bits, so I think it might be a horror movie shindig tonight!

AAAAAAAAH!! IT SAID THAT WHEN I UNPAUSED IT!!

I'm 35 minutes in, and I'm slightly unnerved (which is more than I can say watching most horror movies). It's not terrifying yet, but it looks like it's just getting good.

Yas! An hour left in the movie...GET READY!!

DOOK DOOK DOOK

I just finished the steak and asparagus and potatoes that I cooked and am about to fire up The Babadook, soooo...party at my place in like 2 hours?

Stonehenge wasn't what I imagined it would be, but it was incredibly fantastic to see. Plus, the weather was crazy-times so the pictures turned out awesome!