Aaaah, so the wax makes all the difference? I'm naturally hairless, and even parsing that sentence out has reminded me of all the times that girlfriends have told me that they like a sensitive man, but one that's super masculine, so maybe we should just be friends. So thanks... :(

Well you can go ahead and get back into...I dunno...the middle of the line? I'm hairless like a baby, but i'm slightly funny and my mom thinks I'm a wonderful person.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!

I really wish celebrities would stop making me look like a chubby unsexy asshole.

For real for real, though...I've really missed you. Hopefully it's not weeks again the next time, but I'll understand if it is. :)

so much pussy the dick can't help it

Cyber sex and family reunions? Not sure if that was meant for me, but I'll take it *haha*

Awww, don't feel bad! It's totally understandable, because just the pressure of thinking about ever having that many responses to go through made my heart palpitate just a bit.

Get out of here! You just get better by the post. :)

Life goals. For real, though.

Happy holidays, btw! :)

Home from the holidays and have the house to myself! So...party at my place? It's been a while.

And his inexplicable headwrap.

I don't see 'pegging' in my two states, so I'm calling complete bullshit.

Plus, it's goddamn Goldberg!

Weeeeeeee!

DAW

If you don't at least somewhat like ska, then sooooooreeeeeeeee.

Merry Crassmass!!! I'll join in my own special way. Here's the same some, but the original by The Vandals and then the No Doubt cover, because I know some people might still like Gwen for some strange reason. Old Gwen is a big high school thing that I won't get into with this post...

Bad Religion, punk rock in my high school. Didn't realize until too late how much skin heads love these guys.