FUN FACT: Weird Al's newest album has a parody of Lorde, who was born the same year Weird Al released his NINTH album.

You thought that you could trick me into visiting vwvortex!

In theory, I'm pretty pro-union. I think they've done a lot for the middle class of this country over the years. I got really pissed off during the recent BART strike, though. I have a master's degree in a STEM field and I make about as much money as a BART train driver, with worse benefits, and THEY'RE striking?!?!

This is going to be like a real train wreck.

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

I have been 'hustling buicks' ( my term for selling cars ) for over 20 years now and am thrilled when these crooks are taken down.

"Prius Plug-In Annihilates 21 Minute Mark on the 'Ring"

I like the Pony Package I came up with a little while ago...

Ever flown out of John Wayne Orange County? Full throttle with the brakes locked, hammer down the runway, very steep climb to a couple thousand feet, level off and dump the power, glide over all the plastic surgeon's homes like a ninja, then power up when over the ocean. Always fun. And always really fun when the…

*drops the mic*

I nominate this. Second-generation Ford Probe. These were everywhere in the '90s. They had styling that, while somewhat daring, also well represents the aero-jellybean trend of the time. They were Japanese-Americans, at a time when Japanese cars were consumer favorites and American cars were distancing themselves from…

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I love how simple and smooth Formula E cars are compared to F1 cars with slits and gills turned to 11.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."