Funfact: these are all remnants of a carrier-pigeon based service known as UberBoat where privateer mariners could be summoned for quick trips up and down the Eastern Seaboard. The company fought cartels and legal action for years, but worst of all was covering up their accident history, as evidenced by this story.

CARPet bombing... dah dum tiss

I know who one of the passengers was.

I wanna play Ace Combat all of a sudden.

Cars that come in actual colors instead of two shades of black, white, and silver. The roads need more orange, purple, and bright blue cars.

If loving the F-14 is wrong I don't want to be right.

Not even ashamed to admit that TCS has saved my ass manyyyyyyyyy times. Keep the rest though, don't need 'em. :)

3rd at best.

First they take France, then they commit a massacre.. Last stop: Argentina?

Increase following distance, brake early, signal early, check your blind spots, don't hit stuff.

I just avoid accidents as if I was on a motorcycle. Seems to have worked so far.

Get out me country

To protect the car in from 'Roos (Kangaroos), and boat people

Holden Ute.

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I do like Ranma lol. I think I know just the scenes.

Not designed by a true cat owner. Nobody who owns cats would put a litter box above head level.