Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.

"Well, Vernon, that's a very easy question to answer. Health care is a very complex topic, and to understand or 'get it' often requires asking multiple questions about the same thing repeatedly and having somebody you trust explain it over and over and over and in the end, trying to wrap your head around everything…

Finally, VD is getting some medical attention.

"Sir, they're serving frozen Bud Light out there."

To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

"Cheering for a football team should never include the casual use of a racial slur."

[turns left knob]

Who the hell doesn't like 10 Things I Hate About You?

I said the same thing about Beyonce and Jay Z but no one believes me

I really hate the fact that I want to make a "Buy Domestic!" joke...

When I was in my early 20s visiting my dad, he asked me if I had any old dealer friends left from High School that would sell him some pot. Now, I knew he had, but I didn't know he still did. Anyway, my point being, he probably expects it of you. Most parents aren't as myopic as we might think, even as we (and they)…

We expect a full report of Wagner getting liquored up and racing ten-year olds down the slide in Times Square.

This kind of support is likely to give him a swelled head.

[whittles stick]

"I was mocked on the internet and all I have to show for it is this stupid fucking sign."

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

Don't see how they were caught off-guard. The kid has Creighton 3 written all over him.

It makes sense — one of their assistants came over from Baylor this year.