The Browns' plan to rid themselves of their staph has been in the works for years now.

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

They were going to let him watch Florida games, but were concerned about a possible Eighth Amendment suit.

Believe it or not, there is still a place in flyover country where bottled beer runs $2.50 or so, a pint can be $2.00 in the right circumstances, and a mixed drink with a non-poisonous liquor brand might be $3.50 routinely.

I bartended in college at the main dive just off campus. Single 60 year old guy, owned the place for years. He served sandwiches and bartended himself. His buddies would come and go throughout the day as they went on lunch and got off work. Until, about 7pm, at which time they'd make way for the college kids. He'd…

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This whole storyline has been a surprisingly powerful way to raise awareness of Omaha. Will be interesting to see if other cities in Oklahoma look for some free shout-outs.

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

The stupidest part of this branding exercise is that Bud Light didn't take the opportunity to link their product with watery Seattle.

He indirectly gifted us with this shit post of yours.

You're right, jcast45, cobra is too beholden to emotion to see clearly through this conflict. Where's the evidence that the man used PEDs? I seem to remember some dabbling in the DRONE program, but that's a necessary evil for success in the modern era. If anything, the risks were well worth the rewards, and hey, let's…

Personally, I'm tired of people coming to the defence of a man whose reputation is tarnished beyond repair, and for good reason. Once a leader, over time, the man transformed into a villain and a poster boy for a conflict between what is right and what is ethically erroneous and misguided. His actions have not only…

Seems like they're really milking this. Millen is now claiming he was still stoned three years later when he drafted Charles Rogers.

PA ANNOUNCER: Holy heck, BASKET IS GOOD BY SPENCER McKINLEY! That's the ballgame, everybody! GET EXCITED!
PARENTS: [Jump up; cheer wildly]
GIRLS: [Jump up; cheer wildly]
BOYS: [Remain seated; hope nobody is looking]

Please, as if Saints getting mauled before an arena of rabid spectators is news these days.

Me: Man you're going to love this chili. The depth of flavor is, like...damn. The texture is fuckin' tight. And best of all, it's spicy as hell.

Interested Colleague Who Doesn't Know If He Can Handle it: Whoa, really? I don't know if I can handle it. What is it, 2 alarm chili? 3 alarm?

I don't know. Can you really call him the "lead voice," when he's only doing 5 games?

Heat Fan 1: (pointing to Chalmers) His name is Rio?