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Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

Probably having his horn removed.

That’s amazing they can build a 50m pool accurate and square to within 3cm, I can’t form concrete to that tolerance on ten feet.

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I impersonated a runner once, until my mother told me to get the fuck off the dining room table.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

Wheels on the bus go upside down, upside down.

I would...as long as I am not required to wear a tuxedo every night to dinner.

Oh the “Fuck you” was directed at the coach.

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.

This is really just evidence how far Las Vegas has advanced in the past few decades. Back in the day, he would have just killed the reporters.

Nah, I prefer the regular Legos....

You’ve never wanted to murder a co-worker? That makes one of us.

Tough break for the dad. At least the goalie wasn’t pulled when it happened. I’d much rather have a puppy than a third child.

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

No wonder you're not supposed to put the toilet paper into the toilet.

Gross. +1