Your actions created an environment where guy-on-Guy love was acceptable. That's just not right in my book.

Come on, Chris. It has been and always will be, "you'll never punt again in the NFL EVEn though your stats are comparable to the average punter."

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

think of how many 3rd world kids could have been sheltered by that shirt if the Cowboys had won?

FedEx Man: [gets out of truck]

I'm pretty sure that he was racing some friends up the entire Atlantic Coast, trying to get to ME first.

I was actually making a joke off of his tweet, predicting that people would label him an Eagles homer, you great big douche.

I bet this must have been real fun to write in your Eagles jersey, you fucking homer.

I'm almost to the point that a shit movie that's supposed to be shit doesn't warrant this kind of attention. How good was Scary Movie 5 intended to be?

Coach Woodson: I know you're hurt and we suck, Melo, but you should probably try to watch us play.

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

Man, I wonder which team official was behind The Wheel. Hopefully not Jason Kidd.

"OK, OK. He's spinning left. He's spinning left."

The colon procedure was ultimately aborted, as a last minute MRI showed everything was connected to the asshole.

"Since you're not denying it," said Landsberg, "I'm gonna say it is the truth..."

"I'm tired of coaching a guy and having him roll his eyes or put his head down or feel sorry for himself."

Quick reminder, the vast majority of patients with a mental disorder severe enough to include hearing voices (schizophrenia, severe mania, schizoaffective, etc) will never hurt themselves or anyone else.

I tell you, they might never let Sammy into the Hall of Fame, but he's getting closer and closer to being allowed into a country club.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.