Are there pictures of you in a place of jokes not getting the jokes and twisting your face in sour confusion because the jokes are not your friend until your face sucks into your skull and out your rectum?

Eli: (sends picture)

Let's see, looking at the film for the last few hours I can see they usually put up a pretty solid wall with their front four, but they can be exploited further down the field. Should definitely run a guy straight up the middle early and often to open up the defense.

Peyton: Ok, the call is 342 X-wing Y-curl beta. Break!

Ylvis: [reads both articles]

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

Don't know where the beef is. You said "the Sooners", not us, or we, or even my. If BOOMER SOONER! is not allowed then you must not be able to cheer for Oklahoma at all. Sounds like fans are meant to be seen and not heard.

Two questions:

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.

Although easily confused, I think I've got this now.

I hope the poor kid's family doesn't read this article and scroll down to the comments and read Ray's harmless, personally-referencing non-joke. That would be awful. But hey, then they'd read your sanctimonious pearl-clutching, so I guess that would make them feel heaps better about their dead kid. Thanks for your…

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.

At his age it's understandable he's lower than he should be on the Iron.

"No way! How'd he stay inside all the lines?!"

Appalachian State New Logo Contest

Looks like Le'Veon got his...

Hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps. That's what beats hot cocoa.

And also they are an abomination. Thank you for not writing an article about mashed sweet potatoes.

I, for one, am absolutely fucking totally disgusted by the lack of pictures accompanying your recipe. How the fuck am I supposed to know what mashed potatoes look like? How the fuck am I supposed to know what brand of cookware you use so that I can feel appropriately jealous or superior? How the fuck am I supposed to…