As long as he continues spouting delusional bullshit, highly unlikely.

Valentine has never come to the realization that he was never the star of the team. He was more like the crazy Hollywood director that cajoled and berated his stars to get a performance out of them.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

By FO's measure, Chris Johnson, Doug Martin, Ray Rice, CJ Spiller and MJD are all not only worse than the very mediocre Richardson, but significantly worse. Ray Rice is the 2nd worst running back in the league with at least 50 carries by DYAR. Basically, it all boils down to this: does anyone want to trade with me in…

This post should really be on Regressing.

Jim Leyland is the only thing more crusty than Chicago-style pizza.

For those of you who read my Sidespin post, Mrs. Erg doesn't want me to leave the house wearing shorts. She claims that the new highlights on my legs are embarrassing but I think she's just worried about the honies they might attract.

Not only cold, she's about a mover.

Dear Deadspin weekend editor,

Has Dr Chao sent the Niners a VY 'I'm ready to come back' tweet?

The Boringest DUANI just drank a bottle of wine with my grandmother, and now I am locked up in the office pretending to study for a midtern on Monday. I swear to God I used to have a social life.

You threw the whole carcass in with the soup?

Raysism's, if there is a God.

This is shameless, even for a guy who rips off Patton Oswalt regularly.

As you know, your Kinja blog will upgrade to our latest design on October 18 at 6AM EDT. To ensure that all of your posting history is carried forward, please recommend this post. Failing to do so will result in the deletion of your account at the time of the upgrade. I agree that it is a stupid and pointless…

[activates 50shadesofJimGray batsignal]

That's the face of someone who had to listen to Tim McCarver say "it's my birthday on Wednesday" all week.

Just in the mood for subtle anger to build upon, despite being in an overall good mood. Road trip tomorrow to New Mexico. Dodgers better win tonight, dammit.

Yay Lilly Allen!

Gonna give y'all a little history lesson here. This may be the oldest folk song known to man. It has been handed down over the ages from a time before writing had been invented. It was first sung by Gub the explorer, who also became the world's first known hero when he saved his tribe from starvation by discovering…