Now, let's all be sure to keep our eyes out for athletically inclined babies from now on.

Adding even more parallels to Steubenville, you end up at the Arctic Circle.

I was thinking to myself that I hadn't had that much beer yet.

Great to see we're not the only ones who have to put up with double posts! Kinja!!!

....but Tim McCarver. also.

"What a fucking showboat."

And so Brian McCann's gubernatorial campaign has begun in earnest, as it is written in the scriptures.

[cums]

Yeah but that sheriff has been on heroin for the last 20 years so what does he know.

Actually, I heard pundits and fans alike say what you just said so many times this season, I have to think that the words you use may not mean what you think they mean.

Most of the kids at the party thought they were drinking normal punch. It didn't take to big a leap for her school to figure that she was the one who spiked it.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Even the fucking cops have beards.

It's too bad how life choices work out. Seven years ago you could've read an unusual book, which would've lead to meetings with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and maybe they would've accepted your purely voluntary efforts to help them and their cause, then you would be at about the same place you are now. Except you…

Over on FOX, the Red Sox faces the winner of Tigers/Asdfghjkl.

CTHULHU L'RHAN IH NGEGUUCTY! V'TAHTH DODGERS M'NRAH PUIG! LORANIZ F'STAH DAVID FREESE FR'ZTAH! SCULLY!

After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

I like a Slimmer logo: