I like the Huskers and all, but in June?

I think it should be HBO's first food show; because I don't want him censored.

My initial reaction was to label you a kiss-ass, but no you're right. I've put on 10 lbs. since Alberto started writing (5 of which was one pimento cheese recipe).

I bet you would have paid at least $30 dollars for a video of an [ESPN] on air personality performing oral hygiene.

I thought the description was spot on. Translation: Buzz buzz buzz Buzbuzzbuzz buzz buzz buzz.

Taking a fastball to the dick? I know he didn't swing but I thought Pierzynski played for the Rangers.

No you didn't.

Also considered a terrible fight, albeit an internal one.

Also considered a terrible fight, albeit an internal one.

Also poignant; not claiming to be first either.

ESPN day 13,172 will also be headlined by terrible fights.

This joke is bullshit and futhermore this article is not related to the Patriots at all.

When I read that question, I immediately thought about our food chopper or whatever it is. In meals when we're dicing or chopping, it really handles vegetables fast. Also great for converting normal human size food into something for my one year old, who struggles with the sequence of chew then swallow.

The worst part: he purchased them at an IRS auction of Lenny Dykstra's stuff.

/finishes setting up out of office email

Are we talking about Hanley or Derek?

But they stressed you shouldn't bring any tents. Which presents quite the conundrum for Mr. Whitlock.

I am a Red Sox fan and I think about Hanley every day. So yeah...I do.

"Amongst other lines he should skip."

Rounds like that can be so taxing. He better do something drastic.