Sewing the rest of their nightgowns?

You should have mentioned there were members of the football team first. I didn’t understand what the school had to do with these guys being dip-shits off of school property.

Where are these thugs’ parents?

As much of a shit as that kid is, I gotta respect his predictive skills. That other kid was hauling ass and that was easily a 40-foot throw.

I thought Republicans were all about, “It’s your money, not the government’s; you should decide how to spend it.”

10 seconds later...

“Protests are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”

I know! I was surprised how efficiently she deposited it and went on about her business. Pro level right there.

Wow, I’d like to beat the shit out of that kid.

I think your most important point here is the warehouse automation that is inevitable. Warehouse employees unionizing will only accelerate that timeline.

Burying your head in the sand isn’t a solution.

Every time I see some study or another about corporate news I ask myself the same question: Who in the hell is still watching this garbage? Is it the boomers? Damn.

One thing the left and the alt right can agree on is that Paul Ryan is a fucking weenie.

Ryan, you shameless little shitsuck. Sit down.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

David Clarke should be put in a jail run by David Clarke, and left to die by multiple murderer David Clarke.

But let’s remember that Kelly is also an asshole.

Intentionally underfunding the census is part of this larger project, too.

DACA has nothing to do with gerrymandering. Gerrymandering is the act of redrawing political districts to achieve certain results. See this example where 60% of electorate is blue, but through redistricting, 60% of the representatives are red.

90% of the Republicans are white. White people aren’t having enough babies. So how do you attempt to maintain republican relevance? Kick out non-white babies, suppress minority voting, and gerrymander everything.