Not until they set us up the bomb.

Let them eat tweets.

Aren’t you little people gone yet?

A. Obama implemented the plan = a main reason they want to dump it.

Immigrant crime is 1000 times worse than American citizen crime. /s

Remember when Republicans were freaking out about Obama’s Jade Helm? Trump’s Roundup is basically that but Republicans are cool bc it affects Brown people.

Pretty sure “send them back to Africa” is next.

There’s a reason that so much of the “movement” in music died with Cobain.

...I mean, sure, a big part of that was probably the absolute sorrow that overcame so many of us as we retired our year-round flannel wardrobes, but still.

Damn kids. Probably think Blink-182 is punk, too.

“But he engaged in criminal behaviour. He needs more than “I’m sorry.””

I’d wear a shirt with Cher’s new catchphrase “Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch” emblazoned across my chest.

Dude. He had a little too much to drink and went into the wrong condo. Pay a fine and be on his way. I bet you love full prisons

Is that seriously your take on this?

I shall see your Hot Take, and raise you an Even Hotter Take: I’m still not entirely convinced Taylor Swift has a belly button.

Hey, everybody, Get a load of Grandpa Carlin with his “radio” “knobs”!

Sweden is putting people in glass case of emotions? Eh, it’s been done.

I was referring to the “Good News” portion.

Sobchak Security, I have agreed on so many occasions with your posting on the Kinja sites, but this is by far the truest and greatest statement you have made.

Killing people is part of the job

Enjoying your vodka, comrade?

It’s ok. We all know you’re just trying to troll because you’re insecure around black people.