Let’s see, should the police and coast guard keep trying to save people from drowning or worry about people trying to eat.... hmmmmm... now.. am I a piece of shit.. or am I an actual human... I’m human.. so I say let the coast guard keep saving people and let the survivors eat.

Stars!!! More stars!!! My KINGDOM for more stars!

Yea but at the end of the day poor white people are scum too. Only Rich White Christian males count. That’s why all those poor white folks supporting those rich white guys are idiots.

That’s where you’re wrong. Black market shampoo is one of the most lucrative operations going.

Yeah, people who lost everything in a hurricane should be dirty.

Hmm. The president can’t preemptively pardon someone, can he? There has to be a conviction first.

And, if left unchecked, it might lead to........(shudder)......DANCING!

$18 if you are an Amazon Prime member.

But thanks to the Amazon buyout, you can get it for fifteen now.

This was me editing this post:

Was it next to the six buck Dirty Ass Asparagus Water?

Holy shit that is just such a sad comment on society. That is from Associated Press? I read most of my news there as I find them to be the most balanced. Ugh ....

It’s like the Jets and the Sharks!

As someone who posts both places... I’m waiting with popcorn.

I’m taking my earrings out right now. Bring it

I’m in. They can’t do shit.

Jezebel readers.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.