“In a week or two, after something like this, people tend to forget about you,” said Joe McComb, the Republican mayor of Corpus Christi, which sustained less damage than nearby Rockport, Galveston and Houston. “Getting him down here is a way to make sure he’s making a commitment. He’ll see what happened for himself.…

“Water damage is the worst,” he told one staff member, “tough, tough, tough.”

“Show your patriotism and spirit of unity by purchasing this hat (as modeled by the President of the Confederacy) for $29.99 at donaldtrumpgrifting.com!”

Yeah Trump does have a chance to do this right. Resign you piece of shit and take that fucker pence with you.

Legally, there isn’t anything stopping Sessions from un-recusing himself and firing Mueller at Trump’s behest. In fact, if/when the shit hits the fan, that’s exactly what I expect to happen.

This is true, it killed 2 of mine.

CORRECT.

FYI, The Daily Fail is a garbage rag every day it publishes. Regardless of the story it covers.

Actual gif of that moment.

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe:

Here’s my hot take prediction: at least two actors will win Oscars for playing Trump within the next 20 years. And what performances they will be! He’s truly the Henry VIII of our time (or Richard Nixon, for that matter).

You think the House will vote to impeach Trump if he fires Mueller? I do not.

I don’t know, guys...I’m starting to think maybe we have a commander-in-chief with the temperament of a petulant child.

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

“You saw the massive crowd we had,” he said. “The people went crazy when I said, ‘What do you think of sheriff Joe?’ Or something to that effect.”

“President fires Sun and Moon after more people turn out to watch eclipse”

Sorry, did you call for Corpus Christie?

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Since I’m not ungreyed on Splinter yet, I’ll put this here. If you haven’t donated yet and you have a little extra scratch to spare, send a few dolares to the Red Cross in Joel Osteen’s honor. We can do more than just laugh at Melania’s stupid heels or bitch about so-called Christians with more money than God who…

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.