She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Macros, my friend, macros.

I’d pay money for a browser app that did that automatically.

Joe Arpaio is so racist that he even feels compelled to whitewash his own history.

How were you misinformed? What did you read that contained incorrect information?

Has he tried fucking off, and then fucking back on again?

Hmm, how about Nazi Fuckstick? Would that work better for you Joe?

Newly pardoned former Maricopa County, AZ, sheriff Racist Joe Arpaio has a favor to ask you

Hey Joe, stop being racist.

i assume the state is refusing his entry into the state as he should be considered an illegal resident of the state. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

No. Suck your own shriveled dick, Arpaio.

America’s whiniest convict.

kindly stop calling him ‘racist.’

‘Well you know, they call you KKK. They did me. I think it’s an honor. It means we’re doing something’

Sherriff...

The saddest thing of them all is that this is just a part of the icing on an ever growing shitcake. Seriously, if your republicans keep this up for a bit, you will officially give southeastern Asian countries a run for their money when it comes to corruption.

In the “Bill Pullman v. Bill Paxton” kind of way where their names are similar but they really aren’t that alike?

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.