The fox news version of america is a country-sized “jerryboree”

But on a televised stage for the world to watch. WTF is happening to this country?

Some more highlights from last night:

The whole thing was a tour de shit of fascism and doddering old fool insanity.

I’m worried that this rally was the signal that the alt-right needed to step up their game. If you dip your toe into the shark pool that is the Right’s web presence, it seems like they are frothing even more than usual.

I’ll see your conspiracy and raise you one.

Go on...

I await this eagerly! Drink another one for me!

I generally only take out my tinfoil hat for reading about Game of Thrones on the internet, but I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Fuck all of these people, and fuck everyone that perpetuates the conspiracy theory that Black Lives Matter/Antifa/GEORGE SOROS hire people to commit violent acts/do their evil bidding. I don’t give two shits which dumbass conspiracies Idaho State Rep Bryan Zollinger believes in, but I do care that he chooses to use…

I tell you it definitely saves time when you are 10 deep at lunch. Order, take your order slip and chips to the cashier, return for your food, leave. The convenience factor is more important to me over an hour lunch than jabber jawing over ingredients with the hoagie maker.

Who is a minimum living wage good for? Everyone! People making minimum wages are the ideal consumers. They spend all their money on goods, services and taxes in their community. No offshore accounts for these folks. The literature and data go back half a century, the cheapest boost to an economy (with the biggest…

When Wawa put in kiosks to order my food:

This shitting on the 80's is aggression that will not stand!

Damn Commie libruls stealing my hard-thought quotes!

You mean Ocean Penis?

Remember that time the teacher told us to turn to chapter eight on our statue?

I’m someone who believes in more monuments, not less monuments