Paid time off.

I mean...of course it sounds bad when you put it like that...

Melania’s sunglasses make her look like Muammar Gaddafi.

Trump irl.

He didn’t just get the ball rolling on European murder- he intentionally murdered most of the island he landed on.

They’re still using this tired ass argument? I mean he might as well said “what’s next men marrying dogs/horses?”

Trump policies. That’s adorable.

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

Still not a word regarding what specific policies Trump supporters actually enjoy. From what I can tell, they’re still basing their love of the fucker on his tendency to piss off liberals.

“Pre-Europe is stupid and thinks the world is flat” and “Post-Europe is stupid but now most of them don’t think the world is flat.”

i think they were in the header photo

Still looking for the “Highly Respected” people.

... a race of dumbasses?

I only celebrate him because I get a sweet day off of work that none of my friends get, which makes me better than them for a whole 7.5 hours of my day.

He brought syphilis from the new world to the old world.

Fortunately, Chicken Little will be too busy today demanding to nuke the giant mutant space goat that’s eating the sun to tweet “I prefer explorers who reach India!”

Special for today…

The Vatican.

Isn’t people seeing the uniform before they see you THE ENTIRE POINT OF UNIFORMS. Also I’m white and I was taught by my parents (also white) from a young age not to trust cops, or direct relatives of cops. (wow now that I think about it that was the only prejudice ever drilled into me) I don’t know if that’s normal…