I’d call that the five finger death punch to the arteries.

Holy Lord, the image used with this article made me think Meltzer was Sue Dibny-ing Barbara Gordon!

What the Hell? A situation where the victims ACTUALLY HAD THE STRENGTH/WILL to report the assaults (multiple times?!) to adults and the process had to be deferred to a CPS??

Jim Cornette and his tennis racket not doing commentary is the biggest missed opportunity.

Why is it bullshit? Genuinely curious. Also, do not want Ray’s bodily cavities being invaded in my imagination...oh god...too late. 

Freddie’s two knives short of a full Kitchens drawer.

Why does that sound exactly like a CBS series?! Genius.

Mind handing me a tissue from all the tears of laughter? 

I laughed so hard my voice is now horse. 

Ruh roh!

You rat faced knacker!

Check it out on YouTube or Vimeo. Highly recommended. 

Two of the ‘boys in my stable!

Looks at HighAndTight’s friend.

Jokes on you, Australia’s pregnant! 

Exemplary use of the comedic gif my good person!

*chef’s kiss to the fingers*

A Darnoldie but goodie. 

Don’t encourage him. Bauer seems the type to take any challenge on.

It’s too unbelievable to NOT be true.