My theory is all big brand frozen pizzas are made at the same factory…but damn it, Jack’s Thin Crust has me brainwashed. I know it’s all highly processed pseudo-food but some chemical agent in Jacks has me hooked. 

How the heck did they get Mike Mignola to sign off on this?? 

How quickly did you think up your reply?!

I’m glad I’m not the only one. 

Can’t wait for the civil and level-headed reaction to a new True Detective season. 

Predator vs Samurai HAS to be in the works, right? That slight tease of the Yakuza with his katana in Robert Rodriguez’s Predators left a lasting image in my head for years.

Ha!

I believe it was The Ultimates v Ultimate Power mini series. Look up articles that show examples as it’s unintentionally hilarious seeing just how lazy and blatant Land was/is.

Oh gosh, now I can’t unsee a Greg Land Predator drawn in a pornstar pose.

I can FEEL the grit coming off that cover art.

Credit to commenter tscarp2 for my guess at Natasha Lyonne as Alicia Masters.

Oh shit…Alicia Masters! 

The laugh I just unleashed in a waiting room!

I endorse you going full yttrium on all things pro-DS9.

I laughed entirely too hard at your last sentence.

PREACH 

David Hyde Pierce as a priest in an exorcism movie should be the highlight of promoting this movie. 

I’ve got to ask about that specific number lol.

Dune Wormfucker is such a sci-fi space opera name…

You got me McEnroelling on the floor laughing.