Yeah, it’s really hard to tolerate complaints from bro-dozer truck owners about gas prices. 

Some dudes: “ after buying my 1 ton truck, 40 ft camper, ATVs, SXS, snowmobiles, jet skis, bass boat, ice house and Harleys, I can’t afford gas, damn commie liberals”

This is why parenting classes should be mandated and paid by the government. 

No her name was not Melania

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

Kind of amazing her leg/door at that angle actually stopped the car.

<Checks license plates>

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the prison system, and humanity.

Is Emma going full John McEnroe there?

So their tennis match of a marriage is ironically love-love?

The dev totally didn’t say it the right way but he has a point. The fucking whiners about a balance patch in this game are insufferable. Its been out for like two weeks. Its not like they took away some weapon after two years. Of course they are gonna have to fix some shit once the players get their hands on it. 

My only sleeper car criteria: Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

Ahh, my bad.  Seen a lot of bad takes recently.

Ive never preordered anything so fast in my life.

I was scratching my head on who would be a great fit for The Thing, and the dick with a little bit of heart of gold from The Bear is pretty perfect

Are they seriously doing a campy 60s take on it?  That could potentially be great.  So long as Reed Richard’s 1960s attitudes don’t come with.

Ebon Moss-Bachrach is the perfect casting for The Thing. Hell, his character in The Bear is basically Ben Grimm without the orange rocks.

It was a big swing, and unfortunately they whiffed. It would’ve been safer to prioritize ES6 or Fallout 5 as the game to drive Xbox sales in the way they were counting on Starfield to do.

And then we can share the pain of how mid Starfield is.  At least I did not pay any extra money for it

The only justifiable reason for taking a console/format war seriously is if your paycheck literally depends on it.