Yeah, it’s really hard to tolerate complaints from bro-dozer truck owners about gas prices. 

Some dudes: “ after buying my 1 ton truck, 40 ft camper, ATVs, SXS, snowmobiles, jet skis, bass boat, ice house and Harleys, I can’t afford gas, damn commie liberals”

This is why parenting classes should be mandated and paid by the government. 

No her name was not Melania

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

Kind of amazing her leg/door at that angle actually stopped the car.

<Checks license plates>

Crafted with Wolverine and other meat lovers in min [...] pepperoni, chorizo and bacon

DiGiorno will never make me hungry.

it looks too small for your hands

Perhaps that’s because the Dune bucket, which io9 has affectionately referred to as “Shai-Hulussy” and “Wormussy” for obvious reasons,

“They did what to my party?”

He got Hawk tua’d

same this is a fresh breath of air so far and i hope, and think, it will stick the landing. 

Nope.  No Peacemaker.  No Brenda.  No Paco.  No La Dama.  Very little from the Rogers Giffen run, which is one of my favorite runs in comics.

I prefer the original live action version.

#NoMoreSnyderFilms

Would you change your mind if they were viciously sexier, bloodier slow motion farmers?

#NoMoreSnyderCuts

Yet again, Snyder needs a second pass at a movie, just to make it twice as long and only half as good as a decent director