It’s crazy enough that I can scroll past an actual article with the size of the ads that fill my mobile screen.

Great article. I’ve never been your biggest proponent but this article really is objective, poignant, and free of the Burneko-isms that were/are in my head when reading past articles.

I imagine dragon16 has a digital counter of days not exposing himself/herself.

To be fair, isn’t Reich the most forgettable coach out there? Him and Zac Taylor. They’re...just there? And Green Bay’s pseudo HC?

I’m pretty sure Ben’s moon face has a gravitational pull, affecting all his throws from being catchable. 

It’s sad that you’re not being satirical.

That time she fell asleep drunk on a faulty washing machine? 

Ah shit, I didn’t see this reply before posting my own to your story.

That’s terrible what happened to your friend. Could you expand on how his behavior changed after the accident? Are you saying his political, dietary, and general temperament flipped to being alt-righty, meat filled, and cruel?

Whoa now. That’s fighting words!

This deserves WAYYY more attention. I’m being very Derrius.

“Head up chin up and GRIND”

There’s no way Flores lasts more than this season, right? He’s being setup as the fall guy, assembling a buttload of picks for the next McVay clone that Stephen Ross really wants.

Have you tried a thin layer of mayo/aioli to help crisp the bread? Magnifique!

Unlikely. That guy screams erectile dysfunction.

God damn if that wasn’t the sexiest breakfast I’ve ever seen. Clotted cream is pure decadence. 

Never had one of these, is it a northern regional thing? Also, meat paste? Like a pate texture? 

I popped hard for this.

Damn. Well done.

Wtf, I made a Stasiak post too...