How dare you. We, the followers of Shawn Stasiak, do not take kindly to your harsh words. Prepare for a protest THREE people deep!

Nah, he’s too white.

Hey, at least you don’t have to grovel for an “ungreying” around here!

Jokes on Lawrence, he’ll end up a Giant in a few years when the Cowboys salary cap is in full disarray for having signed everyone to mega contracts.

A little white face makeup subterfuge? I’m all for it. 

Parallels to the alt-right being emboldened from the Trump’s presidential victory. 

If there wasn’t at least .0000001% sample sizes of the “C” word, how would the world know?

Shitty, cheap (quality not stadium priced) beer usually goes out the other way. So I’m surprised that jerkass didn’t watery discharge on Ryan.

I agree with all of this. AB was/is definitely playing the system that’s inherently flawed but to the general public, it’s just one guy being “mental” or “dramatic”. 

With the Gruden’s propensity for rapid face colorization, couldn’t they rename burn injuries into degrees of Gruden?

Holy shit, is that kid the nerd with glasses character in Mighty Ducks??

Cornering and menacing those poor Chinese food sample ladies. 

You just know Ben eats several of his sandwich namesakes.

Or those bags of human fat found in dumpsters in Fight Club.

Is...is this real??

Sounds bloody good for the Sox to me!

Tin foil hat time.

But weren’t there several TCMs after the original? Or is it just TCM 1&2 and the 90s sequel? 

Stan’s dad still hasn’t learned his lesson from his South Park days.

That’s why I love the comment section.