The only way I could appreciate another Pats championship is if there’s a live stream of Mayock/Gruden and Roethlisberger/Colbert’s reactions as the final seconds count down.

It’s like, why even bring logic when there’s a Picard gif involved?? Let people have fun.

Someone called me a brown rice cracker once. I guess I’m that ambiguously mixed race for the chud to have to cover all bases like that. Was pretty funny and far more clever than I expected from that drunk fellow.

Vontaze? More like VonHAZE amirite?

Sorry, I’m using the toilet already.

Rolls off the tongue, velvety smooth.

But...but...they all look alike!

This is so good. My 90s self is giddy.

Just like Texas Chainsaw Massacre with McConnaghey and Witherspoon in the 90s.  

Blair Witch v Blair Witch: Dawn of Just Us In the Woods

What a movie. Dreary and unrelenting. 

Yup! One of the more enjoyable “Explainer” channels. FoundFlix is decent as well.

Was looking for someone to link this exact video! 

But did this guy find a Golden Ticket to a Chocolate Factory?

When you skip dinner and go straight for dessert.

His advisory crew probably steered him towards this disgusting team up. Lots of good old boys with “Christian Values” on his legal team.

Drew most likely is ignorant of the hypocritical human rights evils that powerful “Christian” organizations act out. He sees an organization that’s called Focus on Family (which sounds innocent and friendly out loud without any context) that wishes to hire him for a “positive” campaign of allowing/encouraging children…

And why not throw Hail Mary’s on every drive? 

You just made nerdy 12 year old me very happy. It’s like I’m Putty in your hands.

*phucking embarrassing