Take a shower, you must feel dirty. 

Bieber is a big fan of his, enough said.

Chef’s kiss gif

Woof. The irrational Saints homer in me (phrasing!) is clashing with my logical, adult self.  It’s like your comment is as accurate as it  is ridiculous.

Seriously, how long did this take you?

Didn’t Seau donate his brain for studies? That makes his suicide case even more heartbreaking and chilling. He wanted out of his eternal suffering and knew it all came from the head injuries from his illustrious career. The very thing that made you famous and millions is what slowly killed you (or drove you past the…

That was an on screen choreographed fight that FELT brutal from sight and sound alone.

Why isn’t this a band name? 

We’ll have to setup a suicide watch group, I’ll take 2-5 on Wednesday’s and Thursday’s. 

No hyperbole, I threw up a little in my mouth after seeing the video.

Totally not a peanut allergy! 

How long did this take to create? 

I NEED MORE SASSY SNEERING WARRIOR TEDDY BEARS!

And the coaches will be under the Eskimo Brotherhood.

Yes. 

I just Schutt myself reading this.

Hopefully he won’t be Schutt down all season.

Is it the chicken (his actual personality out in full force) or the egg (years of physical punishment from head to toe)?

You really don’t think there wouldn’t be any in-team mayhem between those two?

Because you are living in an echo chamber. Or being purposely obtuse.