I was more upset with the good doggos whimpering/whining noise. Why should they suffer for Eagles fans fighting with horrible technique?

Is there any other way but to embrace Stockholm Syndrome?

His eyes as wide and circular as pepperoni slices makes his dinner addiction even creepier. 

I whistled out loud reading your post. A real beauty! 

That fruit is hanging Solo.

This is an example of having your cake and eating it too.

You’re so white...err...I meant right!

I like how you’re sneakily setting up the AAF Cinematic Universe with Charlie Ebersol as the Kevin Feige-executive producer equivalent. 

In a convoluted, drawn out way.

Which will lead to the B or C team of Yankees winning the World Series in seven games or getting destroyed and swept by the Astro’s in the ALCS.

Do you have CANcer or Can’t Sir?!

You could do this with SNL and Asian cast members.

Take one like, your heart was in the right place. 

Damn it, you got me misty eyed. Holbrook was heartbreaking.

I suppose this is why players can only draw 50k max chips per 48 minutes/in-game day. Still doesn’t take away my surprise that GTA:O in-game currency is used for chips. 

This is Drew’s attempt at somber and grounded commentary. Kind of like The Hangover’s Todd Phillips going grimdark with the Joker. 

You made a 2009 reference relevant again, nicely done. 

You made this post last year, but thank you for sharing this to a fellow who happened to stumble upon a random article of Rogers. It’s crazy how people somehow gravitating into each other’s orbit. Awesome stuff, and now I’m wondering if Keaton’s Easter Candy skit from SNL was a subtle and chillingly hilarious homage…

How hard was finding this gif? It’s perfection.

Marry me.