He’s too damn talented to not find another outlet and job somewhere else. But I’m not sure if any of the sports networks are held to the same “no politics” edict. For as much as we dislike ESPN (deservedly so), they do employ some of my favorite on air personalities (LeBatard, Bomani, etc).

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The number 1 ranked player should quit because of some snail-paced player? Yes, he’s coming off petulant but your post is even more drastic.

Hey! He’s just trying to cover up the dad bod bulges!

“Hello darkness my old friend”

Can you explain this head scratching take? 

Is it constantly raining and gray outside? 

WITH A MYSTERIOUS SAUCE SUBSTANCE! IGNORE THE GREENISH TINT!

You keep blaming the wrong people. Ike Perlmutter and his Marvel TV brand ruined Inhumans, not Feige/MCU. It’s a confusing mess with having two split brands representing Marvel characters. Feige wresting any power from Perlmutter and the movie universe was a huge blessing.

My cannons are ready to fire on your broadside.

I can’t see any measly edible hitting Woody hard enough. 

Short answer is no. And I hope you’re not a NFL or college football fan. 

Or sterilized. These idiots do not need to reproduce. 

Whatever....do........you..........mean?

Burn your eyes,  you shouldn’t have to suffer anything that pops LP’s name into your brain.

A muppet you would bang? 

ORRRR a whole new franchise. The Scruff Bros? The Scruffians? With a cameo by Mark Scruffalo?

This is also exquisite.

This is exquisite. 

Delicious schadenfreude. I want more!