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"Let's judge his work based on how much Avengers: Age of Ultron Alien: Resurrection sucks ass."

You'd think he'd know that Sean Spicer stole all the White House Easter supplies when he left.

If jerking himself off for as many years as he has didn't make him blind, nothing will.

You'll never outbid devoted Maxwell fans like Rose and Valerie.

Unless it's the gravestone of true American hero Robert E. Lee, that is.

"Well, you see, I've got so much to offer audiences! There's cotton candy, rides and all sorts of surprises down here! And balloons, too! All colors!"

(static crackles) Cut the chatter, Truffleberry! Accelerate to attack speed!

…and a woman.

I have friends! Just look! I keep them all locked in my basement in case I ever need them! Sometimes I even feed them!

Or the bloated, maggot-infested body the neighbor stumbles upon while coming in to complain about the stench that's been emanating down the hall for days in every gritty crime thriller ever?

Pass the popcorn.

Imagine what this machine could give us if it were exposed to the works of Chuck Tingle.

That was what I heard. Any movie she makes post-JL will be under a new (presumably much better) contract.

Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

The irony of Bannon being fired (presumably) over an interview where he mocked white supremacists is staggering, regardless of the comment's sincerity.

Christopher Walken: "Oh no! Chuck E. Cheese… Hall has been crushed!"

I knew as soon as I saw this article that someone had already beaten me to making this comment.

To adopt a well-known AV Club catchphrase, it can, indeed, be two things.