Good to know that there will always be new Boss Baby content for the internet to hilariously overreact to.

We’ve reached the point where a Natalie Portman Fox Searchlight romantic drama has a better shot at worldwide theatrical release than a Natalie Portman Paramount sci-fi spectacle.

Or maybe just a goodnites sleep.

This movie is worth watching just to see Sharlto Copley’s performance(s). He steals the show every time he’s onscreen and he outdoes Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow in the “frequent hilarious deaths” department.

Graduates of the Jared Leto School of Film Promotion hard at work.

Ah yes, the clear lesson of Chatlottesville is that NOT ENOUGH people are allowed to wander around wielding dangerous and intimidating weapons. Brilliant move.

Presumably, they couldn’t have Leto promote the film as he sunk too deep into the method acting again and now believes that there are four different cuts of his life, frequently arguing to himself whether he prefers the international release or the Final Cut.

The fact that he was able to continue as the GOP nominee when he realistically should have been forced out of the campaign in disgrace indicates that people really didn’t care enough.

But will her special be an official part of the Netflix Standup Special Cinematic Universe?

But remember folks, it was right of the media and general public to laugh it off when Donny Boy invited Russians to hack his opponent and applauded WikiLeaks for their part in doing the same. Conspiring to commit election fraud with a foreign power truly is the most hilarious of capital crimes.

More distressingly, he also believes that legalizing gay marriage is a direct pathway to legalizing pedophilia.

You’ll never beat my new masterpiece, Mr. Snrub Has a Terminal Disease and/or Paralysis But Learns to Love and Live Again and/or Kill Himself. 

Not to mention the Chief Strategist position is just waiting for a new Neo-Nazi to fill it...

I think that qualifies as police brutality in most states.

Can someone explain why rinsing the chicken causes the Colonel toy’s head and neck to get really phallic?

...and a woman.

Warner Bros. has quite a bit of confidence in a character for whom they cut 90% of the footage filmed for his previous appearance.

“He’s a croaker, he’s a smoker, he’s a Jared Le-toker

I’ll make sure to watch it as a double feature with Amityville: The Awakening.

“Can the Mushroom Kingdom Survive Abandoning the Gold Coin Standard?”