Perhaps you just need a huggie?

Now now, don’t pamper me.

Depends

I love this movie and I don’t give a fuck if you know! I rather watch this 50 more times than watch Justice league once. (For the record, I fell asleep watching JL both times I tried to see it)

Harvey’s got nothing on my sword!!

Please read my new YA novel Anxie Makes Love To Various Attractive Ladies Who Have Been Placed into Distinct Groups in a Post-Apocalyptic Future Because Why the Fuck Not.

Well, if there’s anyone who can recognize self-congratulatory back-patting, it’s James Cameron.

F*$#!!!!!

Oh please, like anyone would ever sexualize Sonic the hedgehog.

Look, I hate Ernie as much as the next guy, but this is a bit harsh

Looks like someone’s about to get a presidential pardon!

First they came for the Nazis, and I said nothing, for I am not a Nazi.

How much ya wanna bet the police treat this guy very respectfully and gently and don’t use any unnecessary force on him?

A Sonic-themed love hotel is less surprising considering a large part of that fanbase is toeing that sexual deviance line pretty hard.

Rinsing the chicken is now a euphemism

Hot Topic?

The R-rated cut of Mulan was pretty intense.

I LIVE, MOTHERFUCKER.

The next resignation letter will just be Remember To Drink Your Olvaltine.