We'll need to dig up The Funniest Joke in the World and translate it into a form only /pol/ users can understand.

The "Star Spangled Man" montage from that film is still one of my favorite scenes in the entire MCU.

Counting amalgamations, I personally am very fond of "Fan-fucking-tastic"

That check could get him one gallon of gas.

They are signing up new seamen fast…

Either that or he was walking around Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with a pin.

"Woody Allen-esque… parenting is weird and gross[.]"

Just so far this year, John Wick: Chapter 2, Atomic Blonde, Baby Driver and The Great Wall would make powerful contenders for a stuntwork Oscar. But I also agree with the logic of "not encouraging filmmakers to go way overboard with daredevil stunts."

Jesus.

*Posts my comment, reads your comment*

I'd laugh, but frankly, I'm so despondent at this point that I only see two ways he doesn't win next year:
A) He forgets to actually file the proper paperwork to become a candidate.
B) He forgets to change his legal name to Kid Rock - because let's face it, if he doesn't, over 3/4ths of the people voting for him won't…

How much would it hurt to step barefoot on Lego money?

"[It's] not unlike a movie that tells us to accept gay people after making homophobic jokes for the first 90 minutes."

……Did you watch the whole video? That wasn't the (entire) joke.

Ah, but what about all those people Google pays hundreds of dollars per hour to work from home, who are always kind enough to post information allowing me to receive that same opportunity with convenient links while constantly reassuring me of the actuality of their existence and work arrangements? Checkmate!

I'm intrigued. So it's a show about a man hunting down a heavy-set gay cannibal who uses the same fake tan as Trump?

What's there to get excited about with Avatar sequels anyway? We all know Avatar 2 is just going to be a big-budget version of this cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yeah, I was counting on A) Atomic Blonde connecting with audiences a bit more (and possibly riding on the coattails of John Wick) and B) the negative press and unappealing premise hurting Emoji Movie the way it hurt Norm of the North and Rock Dog. Unfortunately, basically every review/description of Atomic Blonde has…

The administration has been configured with a completely different staff at great expense and at the last minute.

Kennedy: "You know, its really been too long since we've been to Texas, eh Jackie?"