Then you're gonna love A Ghost Story.

Careful what you say here. Wouldn't want to ignite any controversy.

Snake-clowns. It's fucking snake-clowns.

Happy Happy Cloverfield! Cloverfield! Cloverfield!
Happy Happy Cloverfield! Silver Kaiju!

But will this film give her much of a legacy?

And then Bill Cosby showed up and yelled at the Fantastic Four for stealing his jellybeans?

It'll get green-lit; Fox needs to if they want to keep the rights. The question is at what point will Hawley get booted and the project gets twisted into Doctor Blandy McBlandshit Super Bad Guy.

The accounting office at the BBC got confused and thought he was the other Chris Evans.

SEARING HOT TAKE ALERT:

Season 6 Ryan is horribly injured in an altercation with a logging crew and must undergo a medical procedure to remove his mangled arm. Ryan Amputeecrest!

Season 4, while hiding from the law, Ryan must stow away on an old wooden ship infested with plague rats. Ryan Fleacrest, everyone!

Get rid of Counting Crows and I'll do it.

Late to the pun thread again. I really need some Minions to keep tabs on these things for me.

Which is no excuse for space rudeness.

Speed 3: This Time, She's Blindfolded

Yes, Drax, I got a penis.

When you lose the game, do you get to pour scotch on the winner and call them "cheatin' bitch"?

"Latifah has a spectacularly silly absinthe-fueled moment where she makes out with a lamp"

I never really thought about Christopher Nolan as having hydrophobia, but between Inception (the bathtub kick), The Prestige (the tank) and Interstellar (the waves), that makes so much sense.

"And do you accept this commander's surrender? Do you accept THE surrender of all of these liars? Of all the KARUPT?!!"