Remember, this is a world where Think Like a Man is now a franchise and there is a What to Expect When You're Expecting movie that was actually made.

They'll call it the Khuncky Khicken Klassic. It'll go over really well with the crowd.

There's an argument to be made that NBC hiring Kelly was less about their deep desire to have her as a journalist and more about damaging the Fox News brand by keeping her away.

You really think people who cheer at seeing a different laughing/spitting-up/farting baby receive $10,000 every episode have the mental capacity to understand the use of a keyboard?

The ball! Her groin! It works on so many levels!

I mean, Hooper was kinda busy, what with the whole "secretly directing E.T." thing and all that.

Nope, I'm done with this pun thread. (drives off in a Pinto)

I'm seeing this next Monday at a Cinemark members-only screening. So goddamn psyched.

Yeah! I mean, it's not like Californians would ever elect a famously Republican star athlete and celebrity to an important government office- (retches violently)

Perhaps register my frustrations with the company (and request a refund if the case was particularly egregious) in a manner that doesn't open up other passengers or people doing their damn job for targeted attacks?

Yes, if I were ever forced to move seats on a plane, my first instinct would be to photograph the person who was placed in "my" seat, as well as the flight attendants, and exploit my online following to make them targets for harassment or worse.

Based on the length of her neck in the header photo, they were likely nervous that she was in the process of detaching her head into a The Thing-esque spider-crab monster.

I will never forgive the Sharknado franchise for not seizing the opportunity to gruesomely murder her with a shark, in-universe or otherwise.

I'd say Cinderella is probably the best*, largely because A) it's easy for me to see it as an improvement as I can't stand the cartoon version (goddamn talking mice) and B) it has absolutely gorgeous production design.

I mean, Gwen Stacy was dancing to Flock of Seagulls in La La Land…

In fairness, the amount of stuff given away by the Homecoming trailers actually kept me off guard to the point where the two big plot points they DIDN'T give away caught me completely by surprise.

And Doom and Galactus will team up to create an army of dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at people?

Also (Homecoming spoilers), after the Infinity War logo appears, the trailer cuts to Aunt May shouting "-UCK?!!!".

Both Sherlock Holmes films were pretty profitable for RDJ. Financially, I have no clue why they stopped making them.

Genie: "……………How about I just give you this copy of Collateral Beauty instead?"