….I'll let you spoil Book of Henry for me…

"Now y'all better quiet down, cause I'm gonna eat these dang fool kids here!"

"And now I'm, uhh, in an AV Club thread by myself, uhh, talking to myself. Now that's, that's chaos theory."

Thank you for causing me to do an actual literal spit take there, ScoobyMads.

Oom-pac, loom-pac, doo-pac-e-doo!

You're not my supervisor!

Fair point.

Confirmed canon by E.T. the Porno!

"Whoops, never mind."

Jones vs. Kelly

Psst… that was Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming), not Colin Trevorrow.

The A.V. Club
"near-constant nudity"

"in the castle of… uuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhh…."

It really doesn't help that the sequels almost never sustain the themes introduced in prior installments. The theme for Iron Man didn't survive past the first film, and Captain America's theme got a brief reprise in The Avengers before going MIA. I like the themes they gave Ant-Man and Doctor Strange a lot - hopefully…

I did love The Peanuts Movie, so maybe this deserves a chance. But I'm not feeling it with this trailer.

Crooked [insert non-Trump stooge here]!

Jinkies!

Who knew the guy who reviews pornos featuring E.T. wasn't the most fucked-up guy named Jones on YouTube?

I read PL for class in January/February, and this is literally a line in the poem:

Get away with casting white Egyptians?