The nation has gone down the tubes at ludicrous speed!

But I didn't even eat the mousse!

This is just an excuse for them to show off their digital Transformers de-aging technology.

Honey, this is just the beginning.

Crystal Skull Vodka: Getting nuked in a fridge is nothing next to this shit!

David DeCoteau recorded the sounds Eric Roberts made while sleeping one night, and the rest was history.

Oh yeah? Where's his crown? King Nothing, I say.

Good for thievin'!

No one fucking asked you, you fucking piece of fucking fuck! Fuck you!

Thank God. Chewing coal for years like this has blackened my soul. And a lot of other stuff in my body.

Cars 6: Apocarlypse

(bashful) Oh you! (giggles)

Well don't worry. If you don't like Spaceballs, maybe you'll like the new Star Wars parody film that Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are making- *violently vomits up own intestines*

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Mr. Cosby, do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

Universal already kicked Dracula Untold to the curb and said it's not part of Dark Universe, implying they would get it right next time. They are now frantically trying to extract their foot from their collective mouths now that The Mummy has gotten worse reviews on all fronts.

"Donald Trump Orders Studios to Produce All of Steve Bannon's Scripts, Unaltered"

Your Turkish doppelganger got to fight Spider-Man, at least.

The irony that those idiots are hero-worshipping a character who gets himself killed through his own bravado and incompetence keeps that from weighing too heavily on me.

This joke is done, though I appreciate the sediment.