When you get back, can you warn everyone that The Apprentice is going to be a total piece of shit and they should ignore it and its stupid host?

Your kids most likely have a disturbing fascination with Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

I wasn't. I was telling everyone YOUR sex dreams!

In other news, I've started daydreaming about burying Mitch McConnell alive while he rolls helplessly on his back begging for mercy again.

I lost my left arm trying to use a snapping turtle as a washboard…

"You mean you DON'T watch Der Fuehrer's Face every day?"

And also James Bond, right up until Die Another Day.

Tolksploitation?

This pun thread is going to make me Frodo up.

I'm mosasorry…

Exactly. It's not the fact that she's killed, it's that it's an extended torture sequence unlike anything else in the franchise, drawn out and over-choreographed to the point of basically death porn. Nedry, Gennaro, Bob Peck's character, the corporate fuckhead and also that poor bald guy from The Lost World, and…

Anyone else think of Conner4Real distributing his new album via refrigerators?

The irony is Disney Animation proper has only made three sequels before: The Rescuers Down Under, Fantasia 2000 and Winnie the Pooh (2011). The infamous "Disney sequels" were all farmed out to their TV department (Disneytoon Studios). Wreck-It Ralph 2 and Frozen 2, oddly enough, will be the first Disney Animation…

It actually is reused some in Days of Future Past, particularly the scene where Magneto barricades the White House inside the baseball stadium.

No no. Shaggy wouldn't have to get drunk for that to happen.

Considering Chewie hasn't even laid eyes on the Falcon in years before the events of the film, and taking ownership of it now would likely only serve to intensify his grief over Han's death, I could see him being okay with someone else running off with it for a little bit while he recovers.

"Look, I came in here for an argument!"
"Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse."

His Bluster's Voice

They definitely didn't pick a four-leaf Cloverfield with this one, let me tell you.

"This chocolatier has just drowned, burst, ambiguously incinerated, and taffied four children beyond recognition…